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~~~~I wake up, when I can’t hold my pee in any longer in the morning.

~~~~If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring so better doing something unique.

~~~~We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

~~~~Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant. ( whatsapp status ever for lovers~~~~

~~~~I don’t have a Twitter account. So I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I’m doing at random times.

~~~~I’m actually not funny enough. So I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

~~~~Balloons are such a waste. We should be getting all the air back into our body after Birthday celebration.

~~~~When I say ” I forgot my Homework” that means I have never done that.

~~~~Worst feelings are when someone chucks water on you when you are asleep.

~~~~When girls call you brother. You must call her “Aunty” to take your revenge.

~~~~I become the most religious person in the world a day before exam.

~~~~Girls thinks I am an innocent boy but they don’t know about wild animal inside of me.

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~~~~I can’t see anything, with my eyes closed.

~~~~I love dieting I’m actually on 4 diets: Chinese, American, Italian and Japanese.

~~~~People think I am fat but they don’t know that are also chicken muscles.

~~~~The population of girls on Facebook is more than overall girls population in the world. ( whatsapp status

~~~~I don’t know why short trouser costs more than normal trouser.

~~~~When will that time come. When the girls will purpose a boy and the boy will say “I have a girlfriend already”

~~~~I am very scary. So my wife told me don’t know why !! Whatsapp best status ever

~~~~If a girls replies on time then she doesn’t have any boyfriends. So if she replies late that means she was doing her Make-up. (Fake excuses)

~~~~I am not Lazy because I am always saving energy-saving mode.

~~~~Keep calm so never revise for the exams.

~~~~So if your girls says she never check your Facebook Profile. Just change your status to single then check your messages in next 2-3 minutes.

~~~~You must say the Truth but please find a way to run after saying that.

~~~~Life is so busy so don’t waste your time reading my status now.

~~~~Some Romantic whatsapp status makes my hearts to come out of my body.

~~~~Last time you smiled made me laugh because it wasn’t good enough.

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