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Doctor’s SMS New SMS Shayari Message Quotes Images

Doctor’s SMS New SMS Shayari Message Quotes Images

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~Aap ko kya bimari hai?
Mariz: pehle aap waada kare ke hasse ge nahi.
Dr.: G promise
Mariz ne lulli nikaali jo machis ki teeli jitni thi.
Dr. ki hassi nikal gai.
Mariz: Aap ne na hassne ka waada kia tha.
Dr.: Ok serious.. Ab masla batao?
Mariz: Dr. sahb, approved ye sooj gai hai.
Dr: Hahahaha Hahahahaha o teri phen di~~~~
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~Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO

To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!
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#You are more than just a doctor
You are friend and guide too
So here’s a special wish coming your way
Happy Doctors Day to you.

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#May your days be wonderful and healthy
Like you make it for others
I want to thank you this Doctors Day
You are an incarnation of God to others

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#Thank you doctor for being there
Whenever I needed your guidance and care
Happy Doctors Day 2018

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~When there are tears, you are a shoulder.
When there is pain, you are a medicine.
When there is a tragedy, you are a hope.
~~~Happy Doctor’s Day~~~

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~Thank you — Doc for everything
You have done to keep me
In the pink of health And best of spirits~~~

Doctor’s SMS New SMS Shayari Message Quotes Images
~Dawn of relief
Obliging
Caring
Tolerant
Omniscient
Reasonable
~~~Happy Doctor’s Day

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~May your days be wonderful and healthy
Like you make it for others
I want to thank you this Doctors Day
You are an incarnation of God to others~~~

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~My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think of doctors in general~

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~The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966 The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated~~~

~soul cannot be separated for purposes of treatment, for they are one and indivisible. Sick minds must be healed as well as sick bodies~~~
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~In the sick room, ten cents’ worth of human understanding equals ten dollars’ worth of medical science. ~Martin H. Fischer

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~It is Your deed
That makes us feel proud
It’s great to have a doctor in the family.
Wish you a very
~Happy Doctor’s Day.

~Wen there are tears, you are a shoulder. When there is pain, you are a medicine. When there is a tragedy, you are a hope. Happy Doctor’s Day 2018~~~

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~It is Your deed That makes us feel proud It’s great to have a doctor in the family. Wish you a very Happy Doctor’s Day….

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~Thank you — Doc for everything
You have done to keep me
In the pink of health
And best of spirits~~!
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~Bhagwan aur doctor ko kabhi naraaz mat karna.
kyu ki bhagwan naraaz to aap doctor ke paas.
aur doctor naraaz to aap bhagwan ke paas~~~~

~Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li, find
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho..
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi.
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~Doctor: I am sorry.
Opration ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves
Aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Santa: Abey, page pagal hai kya?
Ye le 20 rupaye.. naya le le.
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~Lady- doctor mere lips pe infection ho gaya hai.

Doc- kiss kitni bar karti ho?

Lady- saal me ek bar.

Doc- infection nahi zang lag gaya hai.
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~Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
.
.
.
.
.
We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
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~Doctor: Kya takleef hai.. ??
Pappu: Seenay me Bohot dard ho raha hai..
Doctor: Cigrette Peety ho..??
Pappu: Han Par “Gold Flake” hi Mangwana.
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~Doctor jab aapko pata tha ki chipkali aapke muh me ja rahi hai to aap chup kyu the?

Patient isse phele cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga ki chipkali usko paked legi
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~Khuda end docter ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye, troche
Kyonki khuda naraj aadmi docter ke paas,
Docter naraj to aadmi khuda ke paas!
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Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
.
.
.
.
.
We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!
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~A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, visit this but it will avoid such thoughts!
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~1 ladki dentist ke paas gayi aur BRA utarkar let gayi
Dr gusse me bola: Main Dentist hu

Lady: Main bhi daant nikalwane hi aayi hu, medications
Nipple mein fasa hai.
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~A man asked: Dr. banne mein kitna kharcha aata hai.

An Interesting answer from Medical Student:
Paisa to kam kharch hota hai, salve
Par JAWANI puri kharch ho jaati hai.

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~Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke
naak mein ja rahi hai to aapne roka kyub nahi?

Patient: Pehle cockroch gya tha, no rx
maine socha use pakdne jaa rahi hogi.
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~After a consult, cost the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.
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~Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, pill cricket, decease tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down
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~Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai, try
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..
~Doctor: KUNDI~
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~Dr to Ash’s baby in hospital
Dr.: who is ur grandpa?
Baby: Big B
Dr.: Who is ur Mom?
Baby: Miss World
Dr.: who is ur father?
Baby: No idea sir jee.
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~Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
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~Dr: Roz 5km walk karo, advice to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 sal bad santa phone pe:
Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu
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~Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya, seek
Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in ENG.
Amma- My londa gironda from Hero-Honda,
broken haddi ker de patti~~~

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